Win95 vs Jesus Christ

If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?

Let's compare Windows 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

Jesus Windows 95

Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486.

Sits in judgement at the pearly gates. Will be used to judge Bill Gates.

Started life as a carpenter. Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.

Born in a manger Resembles something found in a barn.

Remembered for protecting the weak. Has weak memory protection.

Was raised from the dead. Was created from Windows 3.1

Jesus performed great works for the multitudes Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.

Jesus has no sin. Windows 95 has no shame.

You decide.

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Jesus	Windows 95
Can walk on water	Can crawl on a 486.
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.	Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
Started life as a carpenter.	Turns perfectly good computers into furniture.
Born in a manger	Resembles something found in a barn.
Remembered for protecting the weak.	Has weak memory protection.
Was raised from the dead.	Was created from Windows 3.1
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes	Windows 95 multitasking performance barely works.
Jesus has no sin.	Windows 95 has no shame.